“爷爷小时候,大家出门只要戴口罩就行了。”——B站热评别西卜的乐队
‘‘好久不见’’
‘‘借过’’——B站评论卐咖啡鸭
带我看看这个世界
待我看看这个世界
代我看看这个世界——B站评论我只是个路过的捷德
Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs
抱歉士兵,鞋是成对卖的
They both cried,but their newborn didn't.
他们都哭了,但他们的新生儿没有。
I met my soulmate, she didn't.
我遇到了我的那个她,但她没有。
Jumped.Then I changed my mind.
纵身一跃后,我改变了主义。
Introduced myself to my mother again today.
我今天又一次向妈妈介绍了自己(阿尔兹海默症)
Birth certificate. Death certificate. One pen.
Finally spoke to her.Left flowers.
终于跟她搭上话了,并给她留下了一束花。(在坟墓前)
Mom taught me how to shave.
妈妈教我如何刮胡子。
Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.
陌路。朋友。挚友。爱人。陌路。
"Siri,delete Mom from my contacts."
Siri,把妈妈从通讯录里删除吧。
for sale:baby shoes,never worn -海明威
转卖:婴鞋 全新
“Click”, the revolver passed to me.
咔擦一声,左轮手枪递给了我
Does Santa love rich kids more?
圣诞老人是不是更喜欢有钱的孩子
“Nice funeral. ” "Used her college fund"
用她上大学的钱给她办了一场难忘的葬礼
She left him, he left everybody.
她离开了他,他离开了所有人。
“Who is she?”"Grandpa, that's Grandmother"
“她是谁?”“爷爷,她是奶奶”
To her, "forever" meant "three months"
对她来说,“永远”=“三个月”
We're naming the disease after you.
我们打算用你的名字来命名这种疾病
You took everything except my apology.
除了我的道歉,你什么都带走了
Wanted one, expected two, buried three.
想要一个,期待两个,埋葬三个
“Get well soon.” Sent, never read.
“祝你早日健康。”已发送,未读。
You weren't adopted. I... kidnapped you.
你不是被收养的,我……绑架了你。
I killed my dad's only child.
我杀了父亲唯一的孩子。
everybody liked him, nobody loved him.
所有人都喜欢他,但没人爱他。
Time traveler dies tragically, 1964~1514
时间旅行者悲惨地死去,1964~1514。
Hey, Daddy? What was Earch like?
爸爸,地球什么样的。
President Musk just declared Matian independence.
马斯克总统刚刚宣布火星独立。
First sentient robot:" Turn me off."
第一个有只觉得机器人:“把我关掉”
See NYC by glass bottom boast.
乘坐玻璃底船游览纽约市。
Scientists develop first atomic bomb. Again.
Breaking news: no mass shooting tody.
突发新闻:今天没有大规模枪击事件
源自B站视频 Q-LIMES《六字微小说大赛:短小精悍》及评论
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